Now, normally, I pride myself on not being an optimist. So now I'm coming out of the closet and
announcing openly to my entire blog readership (all two of you sweethearts) that I do occasionally look at the bright side of things. In fact, I'm even about to advocate a decidedly glass-half-full approach to half-empty glasses, so hold on to your hair extensions, ladies! That's right, and make sure you've got those lovely comb-overs glued tightly to your heads, gentlemen. Because what I'm about to say is astonishingly un-gloomy, for an astonishing change.
That will be in my next blog post, though. Not this one. So relax. Some people, myself included, really resent having a blast of positivity sprayed in their faces on those days when a standard and comfortable gloom envelops them, in its security-blanket-like warmth and fuzz. If the above-mentioned some people is you right now, then just don't read the next post. The rest of y'all? Keep smiling - and soon enough, I'll show you how I manage to smile even in some of my most frowningest moments. Or, at least, how I keep myself from binge drinking to block out my misery. There is a better way. And it's called...
(Prepare your hair extensions...!)
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